What is the definition of University Body Enhancing Irritants?

"A university body enhancing irritants" is like saying the administrative elite of higher education are supercharging the campus with those pesky, yet hilarious, annoyances - think loud debates about the color of the parking lot being the most irritating shade of yellow, or professors constantly shouting "I'm trying to teach you something, but it feels like I'm auditioning for 'I Miss You' with a broken microphone."

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Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The university body enhancing irritants decided to declare 'Morning Announcement' as the official campus noise level, setting the bar impossibly high for the next class of anxious students."